Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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