so explain again why im purple
no
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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