Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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