we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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