She's JV to your varsity
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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