I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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