But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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