this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
