normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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