i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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