That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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