I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Actions speak louder than pants.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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