From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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