Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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