Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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