i think my tv is drunk
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's even glitter on my cock...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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