Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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