Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm both gender and math confused
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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