Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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