good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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