How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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