this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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