This girl is more easily done than said...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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