Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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