I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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