Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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