Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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