I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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