I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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