went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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