Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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