"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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