is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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