Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.