Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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