We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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