is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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