quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
