Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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