Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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