dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
dude. I can hear the air.
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