if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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