The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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