Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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