you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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