Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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