i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.