So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We have started to decorate penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My life is pants optional.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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