Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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