Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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