Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
nutella sex= disaster
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i came on her dog
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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