Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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