I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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