Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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