We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
